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Letter to Madame Speaker

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Posted by Travis on March 23, 2010 at 4:31 pm

Attached is an open letter to the Speaker of the House, Madame Nancy Pelosi, addressing the discriminatory inadequacies that exist in our home-cooked meals.  Insomuch, our nation faces an epidemic that needs Congress’ immediate attention.

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How high, Madame Speaker?  So, yes, my letter may be tongue-in-cheek, but I would suggest the Speaker place her own tongue in cheek, before she gnaws it off in a drug-addled craze on the House floor.  May I also suggest she read this letter before consuming her evening diet of pain pills, which, I would venture to guess, rivals that of Marilyn Monroe.  Prudence indeed, Madame Speaker. . . .

“Prudence, indeed” – Thomas Jefferson, Declaration of Independence, 1776

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  • On March 24, 2010 at 1:12 am Dad said

    Now that’s funny, right there, I don’t care who you are!

  • On March 31, 2010 at 2:35 am Carol Howe said

    Funny stuff.

    Did you see Pelosi’s comment on Eric Massa’s groping staffers incidence?
    She actually said “well, you know he has cancer” Like cancer somehow is related to the groping – I never knew cancer causes groping. or if you have cancer it is ok to grope someone. How did she ever get a job, much less the Speaker of the House?
    I have googled it and have tried to find a video of it, but have been unable to.

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